Friday, February 28, 2014

5. The positions

You can't fight or have sex without knowing a few positions. So here are a few cock boxing positions for you all ;)



Squatting-This is the most basic position. You can only box your opponent in this position. Also, each round starts in this position

A jock weight boxer squatting


Standing and clinching-If you clinch your opponent, you both have to stand (read 2. The basic rules). you can still punch each other and dick slapping and thrusting is much easier.




Two jockweight boxers clinching
Two twinkweight boxers clinching





Sitting-When you wrestle your opponent and tap out, you will start your match sitting at the corner (read 2. The basic rules). Your only way of getting up is clinching.

Resting in the corner-you don't need a chair when the bell rings =)
A jockweight boxer resting before another round

A twinkweight boxer in the corner after tapping out getting ready to box his opponent again



A twinkweight boxer getting up after a knockdown.


if WWE was a cockboxing match...a jockweight boxer forcing his opponent to tap out
Wrestling it out in the corner

   

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