Friday, February 28, 2014

5. The positions

You can't fight or have sex without knowing a few positions. So here are a few cock boxing positions for you all ;)



Squatting-This is the most basic position. You can only box your opponent in this position. Also, each round starts in this position

A jock weight boxer squatting


Standing and clinching-If you clinch your opponent, you both have to stand (read 2. The basic rules). you can still punch each other and dick slapping and thrusting is much easier.




Two jockweight boxers clinching
Two twinkweight boxers clinching





Sitting-When you wrestle your opponent and tap out, you will start your match sitting at the corner (read 2. The basic rules). Your only way of getting up is clinching.

Resting in the corner-you don't need a chair when the bell rings =)
A jockweight boxer resting before another round

A twinkweight boxer in the corner after tapping out getting ready to box his opponent again



A twinkweight boxer getting up after a knockdown.


if WWE was a cockboxing match...a jockweight boxer forcing his opponent to tap out
Wrestling it out in the corner

   

Sunday, February 16, 2014

4.The arena

As with most boxing matches, a cock boxing match should be held in a boxing ring. Try to make a homemade one. The smaller the space the better(trust me).

 how to make a boxing ring
















But not many people have access to a boxing ring so an alternative is to mark an enclosed space with tape or a marker, specifically a space which has access to a corner in the room















If not, try to use a king sized mattress but make sure it is securely fastened to the floor














Even better, try and use a wrestling matt




















or tatami matts













Its even better if your space has boundaries to support you.

What really matters though is that enjoy your fight but sometimes your surroundings can help you kink things up a bit ;)