Friday, February 28, 2014

5. The positions

You can't fight or have sex without knowing a few positions. So here are a few cock boxing positions for you all ;)



Squatting-This is the most basic position. You can only box your opponent in this position. Also, each round starts in this position

A jock weight boxer squatting


Standing and clinching-If you clinch your opponent, you both have to stand (read 2. The basic rules). you can still punch each other and dick slapping and thrusting is much easier.




Two jockweight boxers clinching
Two twinkweight boxers clinching





Sitting-When you wrestle your opponent and tap out, you will start your match sitting at the corner (read 2. The basic rules). Your only way of getting up is clinching.

Resting in the corner-you don't need a chair when the bell rings =)
A jockweight boxer resting before another round

A twinkweight boxer in the corner after tapping out getting ready to box his opponent again



A twinkweight boxer getting up after a knockdown.


if WWE was a cockboxing match...a jockweight boxer forcing his opponent to tap out
Wrestling it out in the corner

   

Sunday, February 16, 2014

4.The arena

As with most boxing matches, a cock boxing match should be held in a boxing ring. Try to make a homemade one. The smaller the space the better(trust me).

 how to make a boxing ring
















But not many people have access to a boxing ring so an alternative is to mark an enclosed space with tape or a marker, specifically a space which has access to a corner in the room















If not, try to use a king sized mattress but make sure it is securely fastened to the floor














Even better, try and use a wrestling matt




















or tatami matts













Its even better if your space has boundaries to support you.

What really matters though is that enjoy your fight but sometimes your surroundings can help you kink things up a bit ;)



Sunday, January 12, 2014

3.The gear

Just like normal boxing, cock boxing uses:


  • Boxing gloves 



  • If you don't have a boxing glove, you can always use normal gloves, exercise gloves, socks, oven mitts or even paper folded into the shape of boxing gloves! It's up to your own enjoyment. Heck, use those cheap toy gloves if you want!




  • Mouthguard(if you're taking the fight seriously)












  • Headgear(if you're taking the fight seriously/for amateurs)













  • If you and your opponent want to really go at each other like pro fighters and experience the full effect of the match, you can fight nude






  • fighting nude has its disadvantages. Boxers might be insecure(which doesn't make sense since your showing off you penis) and balls are exposed which can cause the boxer serious damage if hit or distraction and uncomfort when moving. The you can opt for briefs with holes in front for your penis to come out of..





  • Jockstraps with holes if you're slightly more daring or an amateur and want to guard your testicles..


  • Or if you're really adventurous and want something sexier than full monte I suggest...



In normal boxing, boxers would wear robes and then enter the ring and take them of. In cock boxing, fighters would traditionally use a sash that covers only their crotch and their bottom. The sash is usually made out of a string or any thing that can be tied.

how to prepare your sash:


  1. first, tie the string around  your waist
  2. find pieces of cloth that correspond to your corner's colour. If not then normal unused cloth or even toilet paper is fine (i always use toilet paper).
  3. Place the first piece of cloth in front of your crotch and secure it using the string.
  4. Place the second piece behind you so that it covers your ass and secure it using the string.
  5. Enter the ring according to the format (refer to "Knowing the format").
  6. Pose in your corner sexily for about 10 seconds to please your "audience". (jk jk. But if you're having an orgy then why not?).
  7. Take of your sashes and put on your gear, go into the centre, touch dicks, go back to your corners and come out (pun not intended) fighting!


Anyway, the gear is merely to protect yourselves and to feel the foreplay sport's full pleasure and effect.